Wednesday, July 06, 2005

London in 2012

Quite a week for Tony Blair. First the G8, now London has been selected as the 2012 host of the Summer Olympics or, as I like to call them, porn for women. (Oops, I hope my English fiance isn't reading this.) My only question is, does it make sense to hold the Summer Olympics in a country that doesn't really have a summer? At least not as most of us understand it. You know, with sunshine and heat and all.

We have some summer! Admittedly, it's a little unpredictable, and a little, well, not warm at times, but it's there.

And I'm looking forward to the beach volleyball. And I've always wanted one of those magic whistles that the officials have that makes women take off their clothes. You know, when the female athletes are warming up and the official blows his whistle and they all start getting undressed? I want one...
And why am I known as the "English fiance"? Exactly how many of us, and what nationalities, are there?
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